This is supposed to be a commercial about a dad spending time with his daughter.
EXCEPT they never say he’s her dad.
They just say creepy things like:
“Still willing to be seen with you in public- depending on the location.”
“Jamie at 14 and you. Available for a limited time only.”
“Disney Parks- the place where [Child-Mo's] dreams come true.”
All we can say is, DROP THAT NOVELTY LOLLIPOP AND RUN JAMIE RUN!